I meant it as "anti-white" racism, not "anti-white racism" but okay, I can see how that read.
Sorry, we've already calculated the amount black members of The Patriarchy (dun-dun DUNNNNN!!!!) owe and the three-fifths fell victim to the math of the transatlantic slave trade only going on for 400 years (3.3% of The Patriarchy timeline) and w…
I meant it as "anti-white" racism, not "anti-white racism" but okay, I can see how that read.
Sorry, we've already calculated the amount black members of The Patriarchy (dun-dun DUNNNNN!!!!) owe and the three-fifths fell victim to the math of the transatlantic slave trade only going on for 400 years (3.3% of The Patriarchy timeline) and was completely negated by the fact that Africans most likely invented female genital mutilation, which is *at least* 2,200 years old (10% of The Patriarchy) and continues to this day (as does slavery in Africa which also suggests how bad was it really, riiiiight?) However, The Committee is offering black males 15% off your Patriarchy reparations invoice for the pain and suffering you've suffered from white men who inflicted most of it (it would have been less but we also factored in White Women's Lies so you gained a few bucks there). We on The Committee are, however, raising reparations an additional 20% for black males who can claim BBD :) There WILL be DNA tests to determine percentage of blackness, and while white male DNA will not count against you due to most likely having been inflicted on your genetic line by evil white slaveowners, white *female* genes may limit your claim due to later behavioral reparations from your more immediate ancestors who may have finally legally availed themselves of white women since 1968 when the miscegenation laws were repealed. Please note: Each black male today loses $100 off his initial claim for every white woman he has slept with. Best of luck to all of you! The invoices will be in the mail around June, just in time to claim your 2023 tax rebates !
I meant it as "anti-white" racism, not "anti-white racism" but okay, I can see how that read.
Sorry, we've already calculated the amount black members of The Patriarchy (dun-dun DUNNNNN!!!!) owe and the three-fifths fell victim to the math of the transatlantic slave trade only going on for 400 years (3.3% of The Patriarchy timeline) and was completely negated by the fact that Africans most likely invented female genital mutilation, which is *at least* 2,200 years old (10% of The Patriarchy) and continues to this day (as does slavery in Africa which also suggests how bad was it really, riiiiight?) However, The Committee is offering black males 15% off your Patriarchy reparations invoice for the pain and suffering you've suffered from white men who inflicted most of it (it would have been less but we also factored in White Women's Lies so you gained a few bucks there). We on The Committee are, however, raising reparations an additional 20% for black males who can claim BBD :) There WILL be DNA tests to determine percentage of blackness, and while white male DNA will not count against you due to most likely having been inflicted on your genetic line by evil white slaveowners, white *female* genes may limit your claim due to later behavioral reparations from your more immediate ancestors who may have finally legally availed themselves of white women since 1968 when the miscegenation laws were repealed. Please note: Each black male today loses $100 off his initial claim for every white woman he has slept with. Best of luck to all of you! The invoices will be in the mail around June, just in time to claim your 2023 tax rebates !
Now don't argue or we'll all cry ;)
Signed,
The Matriarchy
Your New Management Coming Shortly! :)